17, Male (I Hope)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via d0nn0)

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animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

(Source: endlessanimation, via ruinedchildhood)

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Veronica Roth, Divergent (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via feellng)

I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren’t all that different.
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boyexemplified:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my dad walked behind me while i was making this.

the ass eating side of tumblr has so much to answer for

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via haha-l-m-a-o)

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2 days ago

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via gnarly)

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2 days ago

what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via gnarly)

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nintendofanftw:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

"Ass soup"

(Source: dilatatum, via bagelbitings)

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via d0nn0)

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